Oh look at me I'm so ironic.

• Comic book blog 4th Letter did a Top 70 Deadpool Moments countdown and you should check it out. And I'm not just saying that because I was quoted in it ~extensively~ (because I am a huge Deadpool nerdlinger).



• My feelings re: a possible Deadpool movie: I think it would be a good thing. Even if Fox fucks it up (which they almost certainly will), I'd still be forgiving, so long as they keep Ryan Reynolds. That guy just gets it.



• The Wolverine movie stopped entertaining me when Wade "died" offscreen. Even Hugh Jackman running around in a tight white shirt for half the movie couldn't cheer me up.



• Re: FCBD: The Avengers comic has been the most entertaining so far. Blackest Night 0 wasn't really enlightening (har har) at all.



• Guys, I think Marvel Adventures: Avengers is my new favourite comic book.



• It seems that after failing multiple times to revive the chemistry House and Cuddy had in the first few seasons, the writers of HOUSE, MEDICAL DOCTOR have finally given up and just made Cuddy into a female proxy of Wilson. gj guys.



• P.S. this just makes House seem gayer.



• P.P.S. bring back Amber.

So. axolotl_lan. Big Barda movie? (Maybe?)

So, I'm finally getting around to reading Blue Beetle V2. Mostly I'm reading it because a) Guy is in it, and I'm pretty infatuated with him and b) I'm also love Ted Kord and, even though he's not in it, he'll probably get mentioned once or twice. It also helps that BB has a lot of what I look for in comics, i.e. it's a lot of fun, it's funny, and the art is nice and stylized.

Anyway, I was reading issue 4, havin' a good time when BAM!

( LIFE ON MARS REFERENCE OUT OF NOWHERE )

I just wanted to share this with you, internet~.

Title: Haunted 1/2
Author: hempfandango
Rating: PG, I think?
Archive: Absolutely.

Notes: I realise that I am very, very late and for that I apologize. There are reason(s) as to why it's late, but they are boring, whiny, personal reason(s). I also apologize for the fact that this story is now in two parts. It started out life as one single story, but there's such an abrupt shift of tone and narrative voice half-way through that it just makes sense to split it up.

Also part two is not yet finished. It'll be done sometime today probably.

( If I were a ghost, I wouldn't choose to haunt this place. )

Guess who just finished reading Deathly Hallows?

( here's a hint: it's me! )

You know, I haven't reread any of the books in years. I don't think I've ever reread the sixth book at all. I think I'm going to read the whole series again, though. Just for kicks, and to see if I can pick up on any hints I missed.

Today is my birthday, which is pretty cool. You know what that means, right? That's right. Time to update my profile!

But more than that, it means I'm no longer a teenager which means I no longer have a valid excuse for being immature and awkward.

Anyway, for my birthday, I'm going to be a little self-indulgent. Stolen from chibimarchy.

Choose twelve of your original characters, in any particular order. Then, answer the questions that follow, but DON'T LOOK AT THE QUESTIONS BEFORE YOU PICK THE CHARACTERS!

1. Fate
2. Odin Faulkner
3. Eva Ivanova
4. Cain St. March
5. Const. Deirdre McKenzie
6. Corp. Charles Whitby
7. Const. Alexandra Worth
8. Ana Ye
9. Lin Ye
10. Sergeant Megan Elm
11. Inspector Ignatius Farewell
12. Azrael

(note: I liked Alex and Megan so much, I ported them over to my original 'verse. They're side-characters now whoo. I ported Sara and Liz too, but they're not as interesting.)

( doin dis )

I wish I hadn't included Azrael in that list. He works better when he's not really involved. Plus I made him sound like more of a violent, pointlessly evil maniac than he actually is. Oh well. :I

Iiiiit's that time again. Time for all insane authors to roll up their sleeves, break out their word processors, sign up for NaNoWriMo and kill themselves.

That would be the more sensible course of action to take.

Of course, that's not what we do. We write. Because we're not all right in the brain pan.

Anyway, as per usual, BB is on hiatus for the month (and for a while after that) while I write/recover.

Anyone care to share with me their NaNo plots this year? I promise I won't steal 'em maybe.

P.S. buttfacemakani is into Discwolrd now! I hope this means we'll be seeing some DW art from her. Then she and twirlynoodle can fight to the death for some reason.

P.P.S. http://www.rhifilms.com/property.php?propertyId=Hogfather&page=photos

Hogfather photos! Sorry it's not an HTML link but LJ is eating them for some reason.

First of all, I've sold out to The Man. Sorry for the ads, guys, but I want more user pics without having to spend money on it. Although I'm seriously beginning to regret my decision. OH well, at least they're not as obnoxious as the ads on TWOP.

Secondly, part 2 is complete. It hasn't been beta'd because my beta has been too busy. I'm thinking about getting a new one, but I don't know where to look. Are there communities? Even if there are, I want to pick someone who's opinion I know I can trust. ...

That sounds awfully pretentious, doesn't it? I mean, I'm just writing fanfic, not a critical examination of the Praries circa the '30s. :|

Anyway, I'll post Chapter 12: Part 2 up later tonight, after I get it properly spellchecked and give it one last edit.

House has very quickly become my latest fandom and I loves it. I love House. And Wilson. And House/Wilson. ♥

P.S. I hope everyone's been reading mina_de_malfois. If not, it's a delightful parody of fandom foibles (with focus on BNFs) and, unlike certain fanfics, it has a regular update schedule.

It's been a while, I know. A lot of unfunny things have been happening to me and it's basically killed a lot of my desire to write. I've been stressed, I've been busy, I've been sick and I've been real tired.

But I've been writing, dammit. Chapter twelve has more than 10, 000 words and it' still not done. I was going to post it all as one thing, but I wanted to have something up before July ended. Hopefully part B will be up relatively soon. It still needs to be finished and edited, but that shouldn't take much longer.

Anyway, without any more blather:

The Badger Brigade
Chapter Twelve (a): Pastorama
Yes, we’re still in the past.

( God that's a lot of adjectives. )
ETA: I've just posted a beta'd version. Now it's a little better.

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Holy hannah, I nearly forgot. It's the Glorious 25th of May! I hope everyone's wearing lilac or, if you can't find any, wearing it in spirit.

And, because I know that's the only reason I actually have people on my flist, the next update for the BB is... coming. Eventually. I know it's been a while, but I've just gotten over a monster writer's block and this update is quite long. If things keep going the way they are, this update will be in the area of 8000 - 10000 words, roughly double my usual length. Of course, that is about par for the course for most overblown novel-length epic fics. I hope the BB doesn't become one of those.

Oh, and before I forget, BBC7 is airing a Mort radio play. It's quite good. The first episode is up here and if you have a half-hour to spare and RealPlayer, give it a listen. Thanks to twirlynoodle for posting about this on her journal first.

Hey guys, what's going on.

I have good news! Chapter 11 of the BB is finished and being beta'd as I type this. I'll probably post it tomorrow night. It should be over five thousand words, so... hooray for that, I suppose.

And now, onto some other crap I wrote.

Title: Her Name is No One
Pairing: Church/Tex
Rating: R
Author's Note: Inspired by the song "No One" by Trocadero and by the profiles on the season three DVD.

( I heard someone say that she's honest and good )